Common Sense is not that common
I’m guessing that very few people who read this know who I am, so please allow me to introduce myself: My name is Keith (no,...
Giving Thanks
:sad Today my most awesome friend John goes under the knife. :sad I will definitely be keeping him in my thoughts and prayers this Thanksgiving....
Last hours
I feel odd tonight. Very much alone even though I’ve heard from friends – some of them – and had gotten in touch with Andy...
Appointment from hell
So I needed a fresh MRI… that’s ok, that’s fine… 20 minutes, maybe a half hour in all… in and out, that’s what I figured...
Pre-op
For those of you who have never had to spend a day in the hospital, being forced to wait a gods age to talk to...
Another great post from Bash.org
For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips. 1. Stand up halfway through the...
Johnny and the 'roids
OK, so there is no chance I am competing in the Olympics next year. Dr. Smith put me on Steroids earlier this week for preparation...
On Second thought…
You know, a few months back, i had left a brief review of Lord Of the Rings: The Two Towers, saying that ti didn’t care...
Disorderly
nothing shocking here… though I think I am more paranoid than the test made me out to be. Disorder Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal:...
Interaction #2 — Part Three: Inter-answers
Keith Asked 1. New York Yankees, or New York Rangers? Rangers. They spend all that money and STILL suck! 2. If you were told you...
Why John?
Aren’t I the coolest? John told me I could post on his journal today, yippee. :woot So John and I have been sending a couple...
When all I've got is hurt…
I’m happy for Bill, he’s starting to have something happening after a long long drought. Go Bill I’m…. just… not really capable of saying much...
Oh Deer
Oh Deer has a couple of meanings to it as the title to this entry… At first, I’ll give you the literal interpertation – A...
Letters make up words
Opinion: Dean’s outreach Dean’s outreach Letters to the Editor Published November 16, 2003 Re: Howard Dean and the Confederate flag. The Nov. 13 letter writers...
I've been here before?
I went to Target the other day – first time in months… I rolled around the store and was taken aback by it all –...
Signifying Nothing
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays...
Interaction #2 – Part Two
All right, if you have answered the questions below, feel free to pose me 5 questions of your own in the comment section of this...
Interaction #2 — Part One
All right, ladies and gentlemen… For the consistant readers here at der Stonegauge, you may recall I had a little Interaction section a few months...
Stay of Execution
Seems like an operation next week is looking less likely…....
Freedom is a beautiful thing, just not in America
Boston.com / Latest News / World / Ahead of stormy visit to Britain, Bush says Britons’ sacrifices in Iraq not in vain Last week, Bush...
Knife Time
Well, it looks like it will be WEDNESDAY for me when I finally deal with this leg thing once and for all. That’s right, kiddies,...
Platonic brotherly lust
~*~ Secret Diaries ~*~ of the Fellowship of the Ring Day 36 : Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor. Sam coming...
Request?
Can someone give me a swift kick in the ass? That or some assistance getting on the ball again with, say, everything? I’ve got some...
Nothing new on the western front
I’m doing some housekeeping here and putitng some of my past journal entries on Moveable Type… It’s a boring process but then again it is...
Don't Chat For America
What does the word MODERATOR mean? What is it’s definition. Our good friends over at Dictionary.com have it defined as this: mod·er·a·tor ( P )...
The Film Fan Man and Movies that Panned
With The Matrix Reloaded panned by critics and with Revolutions getting the same treatment, I am wondering just how much I am going to like...
Fucitol you Bastardane
Molecules with Silly or Unusual Names For chemists and the chemistry students in everyone...
Hair Apparent / So I beg ya
Oh sweet Jesus, I got a haircut. . Anyone who knows me, knows I tend to grow my hair in really long — a pretty...
Time to Read
At last! Wolves of the Calla!...
Words that make you call out Poo
It’s funny how I was believing that writing was a salvation from drowning or being destroyed by reality, and i haven’t had the ability to...
This si going to hurt
Ah damn, Howard… Why do I get the feeling you just fucked up big time?...
From bad to worse
Come on baby, gonna take a little ride Down, down by the ocean side Gonna get real close Gonna get real tight Come on babe,...
Ow my back
I heard that you were feeling ill Headache, fever, and a chill I came to help restore your pluck ‘Cause I’m the nurse that likes...
Stir Crazy
I’m going insane. Slowly but surely, I am going insane. You see, I’ve been without the ability to walk safely for several months now and...
Fire and Rain
James Taylor – Fire And Rain I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end I’ve seen...
Missed being wanted
Terra Cassiday: omg, seriously like i was like i need to tell john this, as if like u were one of my deep down true...
Chat community I actually enjoy
Well, it’s taken me years to find a group – small but cool — to chat with that I can consistently come back to. Non...