When I need a pick-me-up….

When I gotta laugh….

When I need to heave and choke on humor….

When things are bleak or members of each gender define the words “bitch” or “asshole”….

I can always count on Bash.org to make things right in the world once again… Well maybe not, but it gets me to the point I wanna piss myself with laughter….

Lilt I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

And-1 Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

ThatIsDamnGood: Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource
ThatIsDamnGood: Someday we’ll learn to generate electrical power from it
ThatIsDamnGood: And it will change the world

Murdoc sometimes i wonder if the fig leaf on Eve’s twat is actually an air freshener

pleb hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
Ouroboros Do you have a girlfriend?
pleb yeah
Ouroboros 9 months.

**sigh** Ah, Bash… I love you so… :kiss

(and mind you, folks, these things get a lot raunchier than what I cared to post on my site :smile)